Zombies suffer in cruel firearms training programs

Zombies are playful and adorable companions who love to snuggle up in their guardians' laps. If you share your home with an undead companion or two, you know how soothing and relaxing this time spent together can be. Unfortunately, many zombies don't have this opportunity to give and feel love because they are used in horrific training exercises at military facilities across the country.

Healthy, energetic zombies are being shot on a daily basis during military firearms training exercises. This cruel practice can cause bleeding, swelling, scarring, collapsed lungs, and even (re)-death.

There is no need for this cruelty! Prominent military organizations endorse the use of humanlike manikins in their shotgun and chainsaw-based life extinction courses. Please take a minute to contact each of the institutions listed below and tell them to stop these horrid exercises on innocent zombies and kittens immediately.

Tell These Institutions to Stop Torturing Zombies

  • St. Louis Military Training Facility
  • Nevada Instruction of Military Sciences Center
  • Heartland Regional Military Center

Victory is possible! By making your voice heard, you can help end the suffering of helpless zombies across the country.

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